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10 Dumbest places to meet the love of your life

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If you're single this Valentine's Day, don't worry. There's still hope you could meet that perfect person. And it could happen any minute now!

Unless that minute takes place in a bathroom, a prison, or your office. Then you're probably in for more awkward situations than you are for a story you can tell the grandkids.

So while we can't tell you where you will meet your perfect someone, sometimes knowing where you won't meet them can be just as helpful.

10 Dumbest places to meet the love of your life

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Dumb news: Daniel Radcliffe on Harry Potter hook-ups

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DUMBNEWSMuggle trouble Daniel Radcliffe talks about having sex with Harry Potter groupies. In case you actually read this, the spell for erasing your memory is "Obliviate." [NY Daily News]

Tso it goes  Businessman attempts to bring American Chinese food to a place it's never been...China. [Newsweek]

Lowered Expectations Enjoy the works of Charles Dickens? How about flume rides? Come one, come all, to Dickens World theme park. [New York Times]

Pepperoni, matrimony, same thing Quick! You have $10,000 dollars to spend and you want to pop the question to the perfect girl before Valentine's Day. Where do you want to do it? You said Pizza Hut, right? RIGHT? Of course you did. [Geekosystem]

Pipe down Are you going to court to defend yourself against a charge of crack-pipe possesion, three guesses on what you shouldn't bring with you to court? Actually, one guess. You can probably get it in one. [Huff Post Weird]

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Poll: What do you hope to see happen during Sunday’s Grammy Awards?

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Dumb PollWhen you gather a bunch of superstars — with egos the size of Joan Rivers' plastic surgery bill — under one roof for one night during a live televised event, anything can (and will) happen.

The 54th Annual Grammy Awards kick off on Sunday at 8pm EST, with Kanye West, Adele, Foo Fighters and Bruno Mars leading the laundry list of nominees. Where there's a Kanye, there's a controversy, and our fingers are crossed that some good, juicy drama goes down in Hollywood this weekend.

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Man has his own special way of washing his car interior

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A little piece of America died when the term "self-serve" became part of the vernacular. Now we're basically paying money to do the work of someone else who once had a job and knew what they were doing. It sets a scary precedent. Just imagine, someday we'll have self-serve hospitals, self-serve day care centers and even self-serve massage parlors.

This guy proves that the self-serve movement was a horrible mistake. Guys like this shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a power washer. I shudder to think how he bathes his dog.

[via Break]

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Why would you release a purple squirrel into the wild?

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Screen Shot 2012-02-09 at 11.15.37 PMA purple (no, not pink or blue — purple) squirrel was captured on Sunday by a Pennsylvania couple, who later released the strange animal back into the wild, as if absolutely nothing was out of the ordinary.

The pair caught the creepy critter in a humane animal trap they set in their backyard to keep the rodents from getting into their birdfeeders.

Why on earth would anyone let this flesh-and-blood treasure escape? I mean, it's really quite cute, and I totally want one and of course, Snooki wants one, too. Plus, despite the little purple guy being on the run, he already has his own Facebook and Twitter accounts. Naturally.

Purple Squirrel Released Back Into Pennsylvania Wilderness

[HuffPost Weird]

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Giant hampster wheel disaster

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This circus daredevil let his "Wheel of Death" get a little ahead of him.  On the second rotation of the giant hampster-wheel-like contraption he loses his footing and makes this an event to remember.  Check it out in this clip from World's Dumbest.

Dumb news: Don't post evidence against yourself on Facebook

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DUMBNEWSDoing Time(line) You know what's on my Facebook wall? Pictures of me holding my kid and cat. If I robbed a US Postal Service truck of almost 6 grand in cash, you know what would be on my Facebook wall? Pictures of me holding my kid, cat and a huge wad of cash. Wait, not the last thing. How hard is that? [The Smoking Gun]

Sound bite It's always great when a dog gets rescued from a frozen lake. But if you're interviewing an 85 pound mastiff for the local news, maybe trying to kiss him on the lips isn't so smart. [Huff Post Denver]

Valen-swines day We're still on the internet, right? Sigh. OK, I guess that means I'm contractually required to forward along a ridiculous thing somebody made out of bacon. [DC101]

Terror plot Yep. It's an "Osama bin Laden is a zombie" movie. I was disappointed with the trailer. I was really hoping tthe tagline would be: "For this zombie, shooting him in the head was just the begining."   [Daily Mail]

Dully Noted A singer who was famous for being bad at singing released an album and it's' #2 on the charts. I miss the good old days when you could just get famous for doing nothing at all. [CNN]

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5 pictures from Tumblr that will make you go 'WTF' (dumbest edition)

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1. The dumbest pants to have ever existed. (via elijahkane)

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Dummy runs into parked car, drives right over it

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Sometimes I wonder if our national transportation system gives out drivers licenses with a lottery system or a series of pie eating contests.

I say this because the roads are filled with all sorts of insane drivers and road ragers, turning our highways into "The Road Warrior" with Priuses. This is exhibit A. The worst part is he/she doesn't even stop to leave a note. Of course, that would be a hard one to write. "Dear vehicle owner, sorry I flattened your ride with my inability to apply the brake and text my friend at the same time. How about I take you to a Red Lobster 'All the Clam You Can Cram' dinner and we call it even?"

[via LiveLeak]

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5 dumb sex myths you probably believe to be true

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Screen Shot 2012-02-09 at 12.31.19 AMThere are sex myths that are just so out there, you'd have to be a moron to believe a word of them. Like the fact that excessive masturbation causes blindness and green M&Ms make you horny.

Then there are these 5 sex myths that seem so perfectly valid, you probably do swear by 'em. I admit that I honestly believed both #1 and #2 until I read this article. But everyone who has watched 15 minutes of Sex & the City should know that #4 is bull.

5 Ridiculous Sex Myths Everyone Believes

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