We Want You--To Vote For Dumb Criminal Of Week! November 20, 2009 5:22 PM | permalink

A whopping 3,000 truTV Dumb Blog fans exercised their rights to vote for the Dumbest Criminal last week. So who won? The vain Matthew Maynard of Wales.  He didn’t like his mugshot so he mailed a new one into police, and then got clipped while getting clipped.  But he looked good while doing it.

Now, we have a whole new week’s worth of dumb crooks to choose from, pictured at the left. So take your pick, and remember they are all losers. Polls will be open for one week only! :

MONDAY: Check Is Someplace Stranger Than Mail

TUESDAY: Cops Say Pot Dealer Booked

WEDNESDAY: Knock, Knock, Who's There?

THURSDAY: A Bad House Call

FRIDAY: Bust Me Once, Shame On Me. Bust Me Twice Shame You?

 

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Dumb Criminal of the Week - Vote Now! November 13, 2009 5:45 PM | permalink

More than 2,000 of you truTV Dumb Blog fans have cast their vote for the Dumbest Criminal of the Week. The "winner?" Calvin Hoover, who was arrested for DUI after drunkenly calling 911 not once, but twice from his car to report his pot was stolen, accordingto cops. Good times.

While Calvin's not-so-cool moves are pretty hard to top, there are plenty of dumb peeps out there working on it. So, here are this week’s nominees, some of whom are pictured at the left. So go ahead, weigh-in.   Polls will be open for one week only! :

MONDAY: Men Have A Cow

TUESDAY: Dial D'Oh For Dumb

WEDNESDAY: 911 Not Cab Company

THURSDAY: Collared By Shear Image

FRIDAY: Thief Now Has No Class

 

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Dumb Criminal of the Week - Vote Now! November 6, 2009 5:21 PM | permalink

I'm thrilled to announce that we have two "winners" this week.

You Dumb Criminal lovers have voted and hands-down found Permanent Marker Masked Bandits Matthew Allan McNelly and Joey Lee Miller the Dumbest Criminals of the Week. Their Moms must be sooo proud.

Now here's this week's nominees -- once again all are pictured at left to help refresh your memories. Polls will be open for one week only!

MONDAY: She Made Him An Offer He Easily Refused

TUESDAY: The Lord Sees All

WEDNESDAY: Here Kitty, Kitty, Smile For The Camera

THURSDAY: Cops Don't Buy Man's Bottom Line

FRIDAY: Bad Call On Pot Robbery

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Dumb Criminal of the Week - Get Your Stupid Vote On! October 30, 2009 4:41 PM | permalink

You the people have spoken and voted Taharka Johnson, the Burger King employee who allegedly asked a cop at his drive through window if he'd like to trade booze for pot, the Dumbest Criminal of the Week. 

Now, here are this week's nominees, with helpful pictures at left to refresh your memories. Polls will be open for one week only! :

MONDAY: Holding Cell?

TUESDAY:  Still Here In 600 Seconds

WEDNESDAY: Marker Masks

THURSDAY: Drug Factory FAIL

FRIDAY: Lawn Arm of the Law

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Dumb Criminal of the Week--If You Don't Vote Now, Bad Things May Happen October 23, 2009 5:06 PM | permalink

As of this very minute, 2,807 brave truTV visitors have cast their vote for the most recent Dumb Criminal of the Week. The "winner"? Mr. Adam J. Manning, who, police say, groped a good-looking nurse while his girlfriend was giving birth to their child.

While Adam's alleged act will be hard to top, we've got five folks lined up whose behavior is certainly a discredit to their various races and sexes. So without further adieu, here are this week's distinguished nominees, pictured at left to help refresh your memories. Polls will be open for one week only! :

MONDAY:Two for the Price of One

TUESDAY: Talk About a Cold Case

WEDNESDAY: Spiritual Misguidance

THURSDAY: Have it Your Weed

FRIDAY: One for the Road 

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Dumb Criminal of the Week - Vote NOW! October 16, 2009 6:30 PM | permalink

Last week saw an impressive voter turnout! And with 3,452 votes in, Christopher R. Voorhis, the guy who allegedly admitted to holding up a shop keeper a knife point but felt the store owner beat him up too much, was your pick for dumbest criminal of the week. 

Now here's this week's nominees -- once again all are pictured at left to help refresh your memories. Polls will be open for one week only!

MONDAY: Labor Day Grope-A-Dope

TUESDAY: In the Buff and In the Jail

WEDNESDAY: Wannabe Sexy Cop Busted

THURSDAY: Designated Dumb Driver

FRIDAY: Capricious Caprese Behaviour

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Dumb Criminal of the Week - Vote NOW! October 9, 2009 5:05 PM | permalink

Last week's poll was a super tight race between two twits, but with 1,870 votes in John Prentis, the guy who allegedly broke into a police chief's office and stole $1,000, was your pick for dumbest criminal of the week.

Now here's this week's nominees -- and this week, to help refresh your memories, all are pictured at left. Polls will be open for one week only!

MONDAY: Montana's Cookie Monster

TUESDAY: John Dumb

WEDNESDAY: Doctor Feel Bad

THURSDAY: Cell Blockhead

FRIDAY: Armed & Dangerously Dumb

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Dumb Criminal of the Week - Vote NOW! October 2, 2009 5:26 PM | permalink

With over two thousand votes in so far, Ezrakiah John Rowlinson, the wanted man who allegedly taunted the cops on his MySpace page, was far and away your pick for dumbest criminal of the week.

Now here's this week's weak brains. Polls are open for one week only!

MONDAY:  This Bud's For Food?

TUESDAY:  Regrettable Mall Rat Rat Out

WEDNESDAY: Lot of Stupidity

THURSDAY: No Beer, No Peace?

FRIDAY: Location, Location, Location!

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Dumb Criminal of the Week - Vote NOW! September 25, 2009 5:26 PM | permalink

With a rocking 3,018 votes in so far, Jonathan Parker, the guy who allegedly logged into Facebook while robbing a house, was voted last week's dumb criminal. You people love the Internet dimwits, don'cha?

Now here's this week's freshest fools. Polls are open for one week only!

MONDAY: Bringing Up Baby

TUESDAY: Dumb Driver in the House

WEDNESDAY: Sophomoric Comedy Not Funny To Cops

THURSDAY: MySpace Moron

FRIDAY: Cut-Up In Trouble

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Dumb Criminal of the Week -- Let's VOTE! September 18, 2009 5:20 PM | permalink

With over 2,282 votes in, Stephfon Bennett, the guy who allegedly returned to the home of a woman he'd recently robbed to ask for a date, was voted last week's Dumb Criminal -- by a dumb mile!

Now here's this week's brainless bunch. Polls are open for one week only!

MONDAY: Sleeping Brutey

TUESDAY: Garbage Time

WEDNESDAY: Sleazy Rider

THURSDAY: Just The Facts, Cam

FRIDAY: Facebook Fool

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