Poll: Can Lindsay Lohan still make a comeback?
February 22, 2012 3:00 PM | permalink
Despite numerous DUIs, jewelry theft, reported drug use, a Playboy strip sesh and court date after court date, can Lindsay Lohan really and truly make a grand return to Hollywood? Britney Spears and Charlie Sheen sort of did it. But does the Mean Girls star have the comeback chops?
She certainly seems to think so, having begged for booked a hosting gig on Saturday Night Live for March 3 and also landing the role as Elizabeth Taylor in an upcoming Lifetime TV biopic.
Lindsay Lohan Wins Elizabeth Taylor Role For Lifetime TV Movie
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4 dumb reasons why humans will never 'get' each other
February 22, 2012 11:00 AM | permalink
Whether it's your lover, your mother, your brother, Kim Kardashian or that Republican you're forced to share a cubicle with, you will never, ever fully understand one another.
You'll find yourselves having the same dumb arguements over and over again and rarely does anything change, except for the fact that you're closer to ramming your face into a brick wall than you were the day before. And this is why, folks.
4 Reasons Humans Will Never Understand Each Other
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5 pictures from Tumblr that will make you go 'WTF'
February 21, 2012 3:00 PM | permalink
1. You know you've hit rock bottom when you find yourself ralphing in the toilet while wearing a trash bag dress. (via collegehumor)
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300-pound naked man steals socks from Walmart
February 21, 2012 11:00 AM | permalink
A hefty Pennsylvania man was arrested after waltzing into a Walmart wearing nothing but his birthday suit and stealing a pair of socks. Click here for video footage of the bizarre incident that went down at Wally World. The best part? Customers continued to walk by as if it is completely normal and ordinary to shop in the buff.
If I ever found myself naked and broke in a Walmart parking lot, that's probably the first thing I'd do, too. I'd grab some socks. Then a trench coat. And probably a king-size Snickers bar.
NUDE ON TAPE: 300-Pound Man Strips, Steals Socks At Walmart
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NYC's Naked Cowboy running for U.S. President
February 20, 2012 4:00 PM | permalink
If you're at least 35 years old, an American citizen, and have lived in the United States for a minimum of 14 years, then you are qualified to run for president. This means that there are over 300 less-publicized candidates running for U.S. President, including New York's own tighty whitey-wearing Naked Cowboy.
"I know what it takes to run a successful business," the Naked Cowboy said. "Plus, it's obvious I have nothing to hide."
Click here for a list of lesser known candidates who have registered with the Federal Election Commission, along with video footage of the Naked Cowboy (Future Mr. President?) in action.
Happy Presidents Day!
Naked Cowboy Ranks Among More Than 300 Less Publicized Presidential Candidates (VIDEO)
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The dumbest things dudes have done for sex
February 19, 2012 6:00 PM | permalink
That's the great thing about being a chick. I don't have to do too much to get laid. Walk into a bar. Or a grocery store. Or a coffee shop, and shout, "WHO WANTS TO COME BACK TO MY PLACE AND GET IT ON??" And chances are, I'd (or so I'd hope) get at least one taker of my so generously offered lady flower.
Guys, on the other hand, have to try a little harder. And if you're of the socially awkward, not-very-good-looking variety, it could be next to impossible. Sad face. Out of options, these crazy guys went to extreme measures to ensure a soft place to lay their love stick. And it's, um, shocking to say the least.
The 7 Craziest Things Ever Done To Get Laid
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Victoria's Secret model reveals horrifyingly dumb diet secrets
February 18, 2012 3:00 PM | permalink
Spending two-thirds of your day prancing around in little more than a lacey bra and panties would surely require some majorly strict hod-bod maintenance. But nine days of powdered-egg protein shakes with no solid foods?! Shoot me.
Adriana Lima (the hot girl pictured, left) recently revealed her pre-fashion show diet, and it is nothing short of absolutely depressing. Everything she eats (or rather, doesn't eat?) is detailed here for us fatties to gawk at. Oh, and there are also some pretty pictures of other super-skinny Victoria's Secret Angels for your oogling pleasure.
Adriana Lima reveals standard horrifying Victoria’s Secret Angel diet
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Dumb Poll: Does Iowa have the right to ban tattoos?
February 17, 2012 3:00 PM | permalink
An Iowa town is considering a new tattoo policy that would address issues of "decency" when it comes to tattoos and piercings being displayed in public spaces.
This "ban" came into question after a person at a city pool complained about another's tattoo, which they deemed offensive. When a staff member then asked the patron to cover their ink, the person decided to leave instead.
Who has the right to decide what forms of self-expression are inappropriate and what are not? Sorry if my tramp stamp offends you, but that's your problem.
Iowa Town Considers Tattoo Ban
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How to persuade your lover to send you nude pics
February 17, 2012 11:00 AM | permalink
So you're in a committed relationship, but let's say you travel a lot for work. Or maybe Jugs 'n' Thugs isn't doin' it for ya. You have one option — the nude pic.
No, it's not too much to request that your significant other shoot you a naughty photo or five. But if the relationship or affair goes sour, there's always that frightening risk of leakage. (Anthony Weiner knows all about this.) That said, asking for nude pics is a science, and this is the best way to do it, my friend.
Getting Your Girl to Send You Naked Pics, Not Masturbating on Weekends, and Choosing a Fraternity
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5 pictures from Tumblr that will make you go 'WTF'
February 16, 2012 3:00 PM | permalink
1. Never again will Molly will drink her Frappuccino on a moose farm. (via turndawg)
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