Dumb news: Obama's old Chrysler on sale... for $1 million
Hope and (a big chunk of) change A 2005 Chrysler that was leased by President Obama when he was still a Senator has been put on eBay with an opening bid of one million dollars. That's a lot of scratch for a car whose ashtray is overflowing with cigarette butts. [CNN Money]
Tiene huevos Some people believe that breakfast is the most important meal of the day. Here's some great news for people who don't think that. [Orange County Register]
Brit-head Nothing like the "I'm an idiot" defense, provided for your enjoyment today by Harry Redknapp, the manager of a British soccer team. [BBC]
H_PPY HO_R Pat Sajak was drunk while hosting Wheel of Fortune. Judge if you want, but could you get up every morning and do that guy's job sober? I couldn't. [Marquee Blog]
I'd get hit by that Getting slapped in the face is no fun. Getting slapped in the face by a naked woman? That's a harder call. [Huff Post Weird]
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