Brooklyn boyfriend offering $500 for pre-Super Bowl football lessons
A sad sap in Brooklyn is offering $500 to someone (anyone, really) who is willing teach him everything they know about football, specifically, what a quarterback does. And as with most dumb ideas dreamt up by desperate dudes, it's so he can impress a chick.
According to the hilarious Craigslist ad, our feeble-minded football non-fan is going to his girlfriend's ex-boyfriend's Super Bowl party. The dreaded ex thinks our friend played quarterback in college, which was a lie he told in order to impress his girlfriend. Why this guy is hanging out with his lady and her ex is just creepy in itself; three's a crowd, dude. Our Craigslist pal even — get this — wants the lucky football connoisseur to text him a few good lines to say during the actual Giants/Patriots game next weekend. I can just see this guy getting his instructional texts, "Look at Tom Brady hit that home run! Let's hope he doesn't fumble that field goal, guys, seriously. C'mon, DEFENSE LeBron James!"
Desperate Boyfriend To Offer $500 For Pre-Super Bowl Football Lessons
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