Naked burglar dragged out of home by long and curlies
A drunk man broke into the home of his female neighbor, undressed himself and woke the woman up, according to police in Kansas City (MO), who say that the man explained his actions as "just being friendly."
The 64-year-old victim did not view the gesture as neighborly and fought off Laurence K. Saunders (pictured), grasping him by the beard and dragging him out of her house, say cops.
Saunders attempted to fight back by grabbing the woman's throat but relented after she hit him on the head with a tape measure three times.
The nightmarish situation continued as she found the grizzled pervert's shorts on top of her DVD player and threw them out the door at Saunders. He was still sitting on the porch---naked and crying.
As for the neighbor woman it is safe to assume she will endure night terrors for the rest of her life.
