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Senior woman 'escapes' childish situation

August 30, 2010 11:24 AM | permalink
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DC8-30 A 24-year-old man in Gainesville, FL has been charged with false imprisonment of his 66-year-old grandmother girlfriend.

According to police Joshua Dan Porter, pictured, got into an argument with his senior lady friend. When she tried to leave he allegedly closed a door on her hand, shoved her on a couch, hit her with pillows, pinched her nose, and made her kiss a picture of her dead husband.

No word on whether or not he also gave her a wedgie and threatened her with spitty slurpy.

Apparently upon realizing she was an adult, the woman left the residence and notified police.

Brooke Van Poppelen
Posted by Brooke Van Poppelen
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