Embare-assing gesture earns arrest
It was a full moon in Hillsboro, OR when state troopers caught Gregory Holzer standing in the eastbound lane of Highway 224, pants around his ankle, a** in the air.
According to police, Holzer, 22, was allegedly mooning their approaching vehicle. He was also severely intoxicated which was a dumb move since he was out on parole and not supposed to be drinking.
Holzer was arrested for violating his probation.
No word on how much emotional damage police suffered after witnessing Holzer's great white rump.


