Man Bathing in Library Sink Shows His Dairy Air
Darrell Bess, pictured, likes to be around good books, has an appreciation for international
foods and music, and believes in cleanliness. By most accounts, he seems like a man of refinement.
Yet Cincinnati police say that on Wednesday Bess, 52, was found bathing naked in a library restroom sink while in possession of four pounds of parmesan cheese and two stolen CD's.
He was also in alleged possession of two knives, which police deemed weapons, but I see as necessary for proper cheese shavings on your arugula. See, it's all how you spin it, right?
He was charged with carrying a concealed weapon, public indecency, trespassing, theft and receiving stolen property.
Possible classic books he was looking to check out include: War and Piece of Cheese, The Naked and the Busted, Tropic of WTF Were You Thinking!?
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