This 'Vampire' Is Immortal And In Big Trouble, Say Cops
Andrew Whiteman, 21, was intoxicated, covered in wet mud and attempting to break into a drug store when he was found at 3AM on Saturday, according to sheriff's deputies in Loraine County, OH.
Kids get out of control all the time, so what's the big deal?
While being transported to the jail, Whiteman, pictured, allegedly informed deputies they were in trouble because he was a 100-year-old vampire who could smell their blood from the back seat of the patrol car.
Whiteman also threatened to kill one of the deputies and his children, told a female officer he wanted to eat her kidney and claimed he would live forever, according to authorities. Deputies, at that point, placed him in a four-point restraint chair.
He was charged with attempted breaking and entering, disorderly conduct while being voluntarily intoxicated and intimidation.
No word on if he turned into a bat when the sun rose.
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