Mike's Most Magical Mushroom Joke March 12, 2010 4:24 PM | permalink

From San Fran comedian Mike Spiegelman (pictured) comes a slew of mushroom-based jokes. 

Here's my favorite one to start your dumb day:

Mushroom walks into a nearly empty bar, sees only the bartender and the bartender's NA sponsor. Bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms." Mushroom says, "Really?" Bartender pulls out a baseball bat from behind the bar and yells, "I said, get out. Get out! Get out! Get out!" Mushroom goes, "OK, geez," and leaves. NA sponsor turns to the bartender and says, "Don't you think you overreacted?" Bartender goes, "You know I freak out on mushrooms."