We've Got a Situation on Coney Island... February 8, 2010 11:25 AM | permalink

MTV plays episodes nonstop... They've been on every major late night talk show... They've inspired countless YouTube parodies...And now, the cast of Jersey Shore has brought about the inevitable: a minor league baseball theme night.

On July 21, the Brooklyn Cyclones will host "Jersey? Sure!" night. If the smoldering picture on the website of Sandy the Seagull's head Photoshopped onto The Situation's abs isn't enough to lure you to the game, how about these details for the event:

• The first 2,500 attendees will receive a "high quality mesh" jersey with the words "Jersey? Sure!" above a picture of a fist-pumping Sandy on it
• There will be "Dugout Dance Battles" between innings
• Stylists will be offering free blowouts to fans (fingers crossed that Pauly D will be involved)
• Lucky winners will receive "Gym, tan, laundry" giveaway packs

aaaaaaaaand last but not least,

• Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino may just make an appearance as he's being offered a tryout to snag a spot on the Cyclones roster

Apparently, Mike recently lied and said he had been the backup third baseman for the Cyclones. Mike? Lie? No way!!!!!!!

You can bet the Staten Island Yankees are kicking themselves for not thinking of this.

Fist pumps!!!