Cops Don't Buy Man's Bottom Line November 5, 2009 12:53 PM | permalink

Just when officers thought they heard it all, a Florida man allegedly used a bowel movement malfunction as the excuse for exposing himself in a busy parking lot.

On Monday, two women called police after seeing a naked man shaking his hips inside a white Chevy van outside of a North Naples Walmart. The Collier County Sheriff's Office say that they responded and found David Todd Napodano, pictured, "in plain view" at the same location nearly an hour later. 

When confronted, Napodano told police he had “explosive diarrhea” and was using his underwear to clean-up.  But, according to reports, upon examining Napodano’s tighty-whities, no evidence of that nature was found.

Wow, what a relief for the poor deputy on the losing end of that coin toss.

Napodano was arrested and charged with indecent exposure.

Comments

[unknown]

and he should be charged with lengthy stupity just for the heck of it.

[Susan]

My favorite part "... and found David Todd Napodano, pictured, "in plain view" at the same location nearly an hour later." So apparently he hung out naked in a public place for over an hour?

Smaaaaaart.

[Randy Darrah]

Sounds like a good defense to me!

[Steve in Las Vegas,NV]

Wait til he meets those "special" friends in jail!!

[GeordiePhibes]

Another future rapist- this is how they start out with public exposure.

[unknown]

What the heck is lengthy stupity?