Cops Don't Buy Man's Bottom Line
November 5, 2009 12:53 PM | permalink
Just when officers thought they heard it all, a Florida man allegedly used a bowel movement malfunction as the excuse for exposing himself in a busy parking lot.
On Monday, two women called police after seeing a naked man shaking his hips inside a white Chevy van outside of a North Naples Walmart. The Collier County Sheriff's Office say that they responded and found David Todd Napodano, pictured, "in plain view" at the same location nearly an hour later.
When confronted, Napodano told police he had “explosive diarrhea” and was using his underwear to clean-up. But, according to reports, upon examining Napodano’s tighty-whities, no evidence of that nature was found.
Wow, what a relief for the poor deputy on the losing end of that coin toss.
Posted by Tara Lipinsky
