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Men Have a Cow, But Cops Not Amused

Two Naples, FL allegedly men took their craving for a good steak to a whole new level on Sunday and their getaway was such an udder failure.

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Terry Jospeh Hartline (pictured above) and Erik Tillman (below) shot and butchered a neighbor’s cow, stole the back strap of meat and took it home, according to deputies with the Collier County Sheriff.

Deputies discovered the carcass on the side of the road. It didn't take them long to find the suspects. There were drag marks that led them from the scene to Hartline’s residence and onto Tillman’s adjacent property, where they found more bovine bits. No bull.

 As if that wasn’t enough evidence, deputies also say Tillman was still in his bloody clothes. 

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Now, that is just low down and mean PERIOD!

that sounds like how i used to grow up except the part about stealing cows but that meat they had was bad because they used a bullet to kill it

Hope they enjoyed their last taste of steak for a long time!

Most if not all prisons don't serve steak!

It would have been easier to have gone to Outback

i guess neither of them has heard of steak night at western sizzlin. doh!

It would have been easy to go to Sawmill to eat some AAA steak with maybe mashed potatoes.

Where is Jack Ford and Ashliegh? What is happening at TruTV? Once one of my "Favorite" channels, the programs offered now all look like a cheap version of "STAR" magazine.

Please bring back some quality.

What part of the government do these idiots work for. Must be the White House. Seems like they would fit in just fine.

More dumb that's not listed here. It's dumb that convicted felons are released early or receive light sentences for serious crime. How many news reports do you see where the perpetuator had a record of serious crime? Why are they out of jail? Hope lots of people will support charging judges with endangering society and sending them to jail.

they must of been hungry not only stupid

Bet their parents never taught them to work for what they wanted. What else have they stolen?

This has to be the dumbest thing a human can think about doing let alone actually doing it...they deserve the death penalty for 1st degree murder of intelligence....lmao

Hey Rae.....Court TV is now IN SESSION, on the same channel, with some of the same people, few new added. It's coming from Atlanta now, and looks really great so far!!!! Comes on at 9am off 3pm. Try it, you'll enjoy the shows and the great cases (live)

No notice or nothing "where is Jack Ford, Jami, and Ashliegh"? Pretty bogus changing programing like that. At least network could have notified their viewers of upcoming changes, and the removal of their most popular hosts. The personalities of the three I mentioned complimented each other and offered fine insight to the goings on in the court rooms.. The evening programing is fine, if you want to watch what every other network has. There is an obvious glut of real tv programing on as it is. Actually the moves made by the corporate office reminds me of the “New Coke” changes by the Coca Cola Co. 20 some years ago.
Thanks alot.

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