Men Have a Cow, But Cops Not Amused November 9, 2009 5:19 PM | permalink

Two Naples, FL allegedly men took their craving for a good steak to a whole new level on Sunday and their getaway was such an udder failure.

Terry Jospeh Hartline (pictured above) and Erik Tillman (below) shot and butchered a neighbor’s cow, stole the back strap of meat and took it home, according to deputies with the Collier County Sheriff.

Deputies discovered the carcass on the side of the road. It didn't take them long to find the suspects. There were drag marks that led them from the scene to Hartline’s residence and onto Tillman’s adjacent property, where they found more bovine bits. No bull.

 As if that wasn’t enough evidence, deputies also say Tillman was still in his bloody clothes. 

Both men are charged with grand theft livestock.