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Photos of old people playing Guitar Hero.
John Devore has broken up with smoking. In his words, "She did nothing for me: made me stink, emptied my bank account, and wreaked havoc on my health...On the plus side, she never called me crying at three in the morning. And she made me look so cool...She tasted great with whiskey...I knew she’d never leave me, and she’d keep me company when I was lonely, or up until five in the morning hack writing. Ours was a relationship devoid of the threat of rejection. We had planned on having many beautiful tumor babies together. But now, I’ve kicked that bitch to the curb." Read the whole story right here on The Frisky.
Oh ya, real babies shouldn't smoke, blah blah blah... but ceramic babies can! Get yours here.
Speaking of wrong: Hairless bears in Leipzig, Germany. Ewwww.
World's most disturbing Christmas ornament (pictured right) can be yours for only $40 plus shipping.
Or you can be the first on your block to own this crap and glitter-filled "shower art."
Three wolf moon shirt goes all literate and stuff.
Bra-freakin'-vo! Buzzfeed decides to attempt to open a bottle of wine in the magical shoe against a wall method demonstrated by that anonymous drunken Frenchman in the viral video -- and it works!
