The Check Is Someplace Stranger Than The Mail November 16, 2009 3:43 PM | permalink

A Manchester, NH resident called 911 on Thursday night to report that a stranger had broken into her home. The caller's boyfriend had tried to subdue the perp, who slithered away and hopped out a window.

The cat burglar's freedom was short-lived, however, because the evidence he left behind didn’t exactly require the knowledge of an expert forensics team. Michael Noyer, pictured, had accidentally dropped his personal planner, emblazoned with the slogan “Together We Can Achieve the Extraordinary,” on the porch as he fled, according to police. Inside the planner was an unemployment check bearing not only his name, but also his home address.

Noyer lived just down the block, and that’s where officers found him on his bicycle. The 45-year-old tried to escape once again, but he was nabbed trying to hide a vial of oxycodone. Cops charged him with burglary, possession of a narcotic, being a felon in possession of a dangerous weapon, falsifying physical evidence and resisting arrest.

Now, it gets dumber, wait for it. As if there was any doubt Noyer was their man, officers say they also found him carrying damning evidence:  a ceramic bear belonging to the family whose house he broke into.

Ya know Mikey, you’re right.  Together we can achieve the extraordinary.

Comments

[Randy Darrah]

Notice it said he dropped his unemployment check? Wonder why he can't find a job? Our tax dollars at work!

[Susan]

What is the street value of a ceramic bear these days?? Must be worth more than his unemployment check!

[DOROTHY WILKERSON]

THE CAT BURGLER MUST HAVE TAKEN SEVERAL OXYCONTIN,HE SURE DOESNT LOOK LIKE THE TYPE WHO USES A PERSONAL PLANER.STEAL A BEAR CASH A CHECK AND TAKE AS MANY OXYCONTIN SO HIS PLANNER IS WORTHLESS.WHAT A JERK

[GeordieCSK]

Another blank stare- scary the number of these types nowadays who think achieving the extraordinary involves stealing other people's achievements. Get a J.O.B or move to where there's a J.O.B getting it yourself feels so much better.

[Psychestudent]

Oxycodone can be anyting from percoset to oxycontin...he's still a moron though..