The Check Is Someplace Stranger Than The Mail
The cat burglar's freedom was short-lived, however, because the evidence he left behind didn’t exactly require the knowledge of an expert forensics team. Michael Noyer, pictured, had accidentally dropped his personal planner, emblazoned with the slogan “Together We Can Achieve the Extraordinary,” on the porch as he fled, according to police. Inside the planner was an unemployment check bearing not only his name, but also his home address.
Noyer lived just down the block, and that’s where officers found him on his bicycle. The 45-year-old tried to escape once again, but he was nabbed trying to hide a vial of oxycodone. Cops charged him with burglary, possession of a narcotic, being a felon in possession of a dangerous weapon, falsifying physical evidence and resisting arrest.
Now, it gets dumber, wait for it. As if there was any doubt Noyer was their man, officers say they also found him carrying damning evidence: a ceramic bear belonging to the family whose house he broke into.
Ya know Mikey, you’re right. Together we can achieve the extraordinary.
