Dumb Criminal Collared By Shear Image
Matthew Maynard, of Swansea, Wales allegedly taunted police with his own mugshot, then got clipped while getting clipped.
Police last week released a photo of Maynard, left, in connection with a burglary investigation, and asked the public to help locate him.
Maynard responded by calling a local newspaper to complain that the photo was “unflattering.” And, in a move that one could only classify as “smartass”, Maynard took a picture of himself (below) in front of a police van and sent it to the daily. He made the front page.
Now, onto the move one could only classify as "dumbass." Yesterday, Maynard popped into his usual barbershop, just a short distance from the police station, to have a quick trim. A passerby recognized him instantly and called cops, who arrested the fugitive mid-cut.
Well, at least he’ll look good for his court appearance. And really, isn't that all that's important?
