Dumb As A Blog Dumb Caption Contest: 'The New Meal' Edition
November 11, 2009 9:46 AM | permalink
Posted by Ritch
We're not sure who the fresh-faced young boy eating Thanksgiving dinner with President and Mrs. Roosevelt is, but he looks to have the best seat in the White House.
What is he doing there? What is the President saying? What is the only thing he has to fear? This photo offers up a lot of questions, and if you can enter a caption in the comments section that shines some light on this issue, or at least makes us laugh, you could be the winner of a brand new Dumb As A Blog T-Shirt!
Now let's see those captions!
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"are yOu alergic tO cOld turkey"?=]
Posted by: duck_hunt | 11/11/09 11:09AM
"After dinner I am gonna speak to you softly and show you my big stick."
Posted by: Troy | 11/11/09 1:25PM
GOSH I HOPE THIS KID KNOWS THAT MY NAME ON THE STREET IS "TURKEY ROOSEVELT" AND THAT HE IS NOT EATING MORE THAN ME .
Posted by: La-Darius | 11/11/09 2:07PM
The only thing we have to fear, Billy, is salmonella poisoning.
Posted by: Chris B | 11/11/09 3:26PM
Caption, " I put pot in the stuffing"
Posted by: Jay RUSSELL | 11/11/09 3:50PM
"if you dont smile as big as you can im taking you back to that orphanage with no damn dessert!"
Posted by: thundacat | 11/11/09 3:54PM
You ever seen a grown man naked?
Posted by: Mike | 11/11/09 4:26PM
You always smile at the wife's cooking.
Posted by: JuneBug | 11/11/09 5:40PM
"Yes, she may not be the prettiest, but she definitely knows how to make a 'New Deal'!"
Posted by: Comixbear | 11/11/09 5:48PM
Pres: You farted didn't you?!
Boy: Yeah, that was me.
Pres: Good one.
Posted by: Ken | 11/11/09 8:07PM
See Jimmy, there's more than one way to do a pinata!
Posted by: Bruce W. Walters | 11/12/09 2:39AM
Man i shouldn't have moved thanksgiving up a week now we have to eat left overs for two weeks!
Posted by: Ricky B. | 11/12/09 8:11AM
"Give it to Mikey, he'll eat anything"
Posted by: DU311 | 11/12/09 8:59AM
Just hand over that drumstick old man....
Posted by: Teresa | 11/12/09 9:06AM
If you think this is big......
Posted by: Aaron Marcelli | 11/12/09 10:39AM
Have you ever seen a grown Turkey naked before Jimmy?
Posted by: Michael | 11/12/09 11:54AM
"When you're president you can put YOUR elbows on the table!"
Posted by: Adam | 11/12/09 12:25PM
"Yes, the help have to smile throughout dinner or they are taken out back and...well...you know."
Posted by: Adam | 11/12/09 12:29PM
Wow, Timmy, your brother turned out j-u-u-u-st right...
Posted by: Mike D | 11/12/09 1:16PM
YEAH SO WHAT I MARRIED MY COUSIN YOU CAN STILL MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH ME .
Posted by: La-Darius | 11/12/09 1:47PM
You wanna see how I stuff A turkey's Ass?
Posted by: KD | 11/12/09 1:54PM
Server on the right: "Look at little Teddy, he doesn't even know it's pre-sliced."
Posted by: Lindsay | 11/12/09 2:41PM
This? This is the carcass of capitalism liberally stuffed with New Deal government growth hormones, Billy - would you like white meat or dark?
Posted by: JJ | 11/12/09 3:10PM
Bobby couldn't help but notice the giant eyeball in the breast of the President's New Deal Turkey.
Posted by: JohnS | 11/12/09 3:12PM
Zorkon had traveled to Earth to offer all of the many technological advances at the disposal of the Feathered Empire. Unfortunately the President's chef mistook him for a turkey and it was Thanskgiving after all...
Posted by: JohnS | 11/12/09 3:15PM