Dial 'D'Oh' For Dumb November 10, 2009 4:03 PM | permalink

 Police in Yukon, OK won the dumb drug deal lottery last week when a suspected drug dealer accidentally dialed 911 in the midst of discussing sales of illicit narcotics.

Dispatchers realized what was happening at the other end of the phone line and quickly determined where the call had originated. Police arriving on the scene say they found 514 prescription pills and ecstasy pills, 70.5 grams of marijuana and 2.2 grams of a "white powdery substance." Street value on the dope was $20,000. Mark Alan Clair (pictured above) and Shannon Blake McAlister (below) were arrested on numerous drug charges.

To make matters worse, the telltale cell phone was stolen, police say. Karma’s a bitch, I say.