Another Good Reason To Read Dumb As A Blog
There are lots of reasons to read this blog. We have a caption contests, dumb criminals, we keep you up to date on breaking Eggo Waffle shortages and even have posts devoted to both werewolves and vampires for all you Twilight devotees.
But say for some reason, none of those reasons were compelling enough for you. What if you came up to me and said "Hey Ritch, that's all well and good, but what does your silly Dumb Blog have for a guy like me, who just wants to hang out in my indoor marijuana farm that is located a mere 25 feet from a police station?"
Good question, hypothetical guy who runs an indoor marijuana farm!
If by any chance you are one of the people who currently have warrants out on them for actually running an indoor marijuana farm in Los Angeles, a mere 25 feet from a police station, Dumb As A Blog might have spared you the legal jeopardy you are now in. How you ask?
Because we JUST WROTE ABOUT ANOTHER GUY who got busted for the same thing last week. Had you checked out our blog, you might have known that what you were doing was dumb, and you should probably knock it off before it's too late. So for all the rest of you dummies out there who have indoor marijuana farms next door to police stations, do yourselves a favor and knock it off, because you will get caught.
And don't say we never did anything for you, OK?
