Your One Stop Survival Guide To Dating Lady Bloggers
In case you are a single gentleman in search of an adorably geeky blogger chick, our pals over at the ladyblog Lemondrop have inadvertently provided a perfect map of all the loutish behavior you'd have to avoid to get on their sweet sides.
Like most blogs, they divide their posts into categories, and one of them is known as (the very ladylike) "Douchemap." The way to navigate the Douchemap is as follows: Before a date with a snarky blogger chick, take a glance down at the posts in the category, and make sure to NOT commit any of the offenses mentioned. A cursory glance reveals a few key "don'ts"
-If your date is a virgin, don't drive her into a corn field and inform her you are about to "change her virgin status."
-Don't throw a six-year-old girl out of her house.
-Don't tell her about your cult that has group sex in trailer parks.
-Don't be broke all the time.(You probably knew that one already.)
-Don't go camping with a woman you're dating and then cheat on her in an adjoining tent.
If you do even one of those things, you'll be labeled "a douche," and strike out. BUT- if you do ALL of them, I'm gonna go out a limb here and say stick to your guns, cause she just might go for it.
After all, any sexy blogger chick will tell you that sleeping with a perpetually broke member of a trailer park sex cult who takes time off from evicting six-year-olds to deflower virgin after virgin in the same cornfield where he takes his girlfriend camping would make one a heck of a blog post.
And really, that's what they're interested in.
