These (Dumb) Kids Today
According to an article from the BBC, a recent study claims that 75 percent of 16-24 year-olds "couldn't live" without the internet. Seeing as I was born and raised without the internet, I scoffed at these ridiculous kids and immediately looked up what was in fact "essential to maintain human life." What I found was the definition of the word "vital" which reads as follows:
vital
1. essential to maintain life
2. of, relating to, having, or displaying life
3.
a. the bodily organs, such as the brain, liver, heart, lungs, etc., that are necessary to maintain life
b. the organs of reproduction
You will note that nowhere in that definition is the word "internet" included. Of course, where did I look it up?
You guessed it, the internet.
Rats.
Maybe those dumb kids have a point.
