Still Here In 600 Seconds
Did you ever see the movie Gone In Sixty Seconds?
It's about a ring of car thieves who have to steal either 48 or 50 cars in one night, depending on which version you watch. I haven't seen it, and it's a safe bet that 42-year-old Pennsylvania resident Gary Ensor (pictured) hasn't either.
If he did catch the film, he certainly didn't pick up any car-stealing tips, based on the fact that he was arrested last Saturday in Anne Arundel County, MD after not only abandoning his own pickup truck on the train tracks, where it was totaled by an oncoming train, but allegedly trying to steal four cars in ten minutes and failing each and every time.
He was eventually picked up by the police, shirtless. And in case it wasn't clear immediately to police that his name was Gary Ensor, that mystery didn't last long. As it was reported on hometownannapolis.com:
The side of the crushed truck Ensor allegedly left on the railroad tracks advertised for Manchester-based Gary Ensor Remodeling, "Quality Windows To Fit Your Budget."
