New Dumb Category: Alaska
Oh hey everybody, that mutilated carcass recently found on top of an office building in midtown Anchorage? The one with the severed head and spinal column and stuff?
Well no worries, it turns out it's just a moose.
Wait, why is a dismembered moose atop a roof in a business park?
Gee, you ask a lot of silly questions!
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OK, I know Florida has long been the go-to comedy mine for dumb criminals and assorted oddness, but seems the Land of the Midnight Sun has been stepping up to the plate with a pu pu platter of priceless dumb news. Like this. And this. And of course, this.
So that's why we hereby introduce "Alaska" as a brand new category on this here blog. Onward! Let's head north to the future of dumb!
IMAGE: Alistair Moose Trophy, by Carrie Goller, $45 plus shipping here on Etsy.


