Move Over Jenny Craig; Now There’s Something Creepier
Who wants to weigh-in with a group of strangers, or eat all your pre-planned meals out of a cardboard box, or gasp, go the hi-tech way to diet “Tweet What You Eat,” just to lose a few pounds? How mortifying! Well, apparently, now you have a new solution.
One generous gem of a guy is offering his services on craigslist "casual encounters" page to help attractive pudgies attain their peak physique. And it won’t cost you a penny. Check it out:
Ever been with an extremely sexually dominant guy?
I have had huge success with fat girls submitting control of their diet/exercise routine to me, and, as a result, losing all the weight they've ever dreamed of.
You trust a man enough to let him do whatever he wants with you, you take a direct order to lose weight and you're told how. How can you possibly mess it up?
And my reward? One extremely grateful, hot little girl that would do anything for me :)
The only requirements are low self-esteem and legal insanity.
Does anyone know how to get in touch with Kirstie Alley? It sounds like the perfect reality TV show in the making. You turn on the telly expecting to watch The Bachelor, and you get The Biggest Loser.
And, by the way, investigating the casual encounters section of craigslist is part of my job.
