From the OMG WTF Files: LOL Cat Bible? October 6, 2009 10:03 AM | permalink

Started in 2007, the LOL Cat Bible Translation Project says they now have most of the good word turned into tortured LOL cat prose.

They aren't kidding.  From the Genesis through the entire New Testament, you can enjoy this ancient text as if it were being delivered from the great ceiling cat in the sky.

Here's a sample from the notoriously sexy Old Testament bit, the Song of Solomon:

Teh Beluved:

While teh king wuz at his tabul eating cheezburgerz,
  my smellz go out.

My luver beez like teh sack of catnip
  I put between mah brestes. I want him der.

Ur hed sits on yu secksey liek a rly big cat condo.
 Ur hair iz, leik, so hawt that Steve Jobz got cot in it. Srsly.

Now let us pray... that this revelation won't give us all nightmares.