Doctor Feel Bad
According to WebMD, the kinds of doctors who specialize in the diagnosis and treatment of breast cancer are "surgeons, medical oncologists, plastic surgeons, and radiation oncologists," all of whom work together as a team. You'll note that nowhere on that list is the word "dentists," which is a large part of why a San Jose, CA based dentist named Benva Oshana Lazar (pictured) is in jail right now for his alleged deeds.
Last April, Lazar, 56, pleaded no-contest to six non-sex related misdemeanor battery charges as part of a plea bargain, after women patients told police that Lazar had touched their breasts during routine dental exams and procedures under the guise of performing a breast-cancer examination.
Thanks to the plea bargain, he received a 9-month jail sentence, which he had been serving for four days, when two more former patients came forward charging that they too had been touched, shall we say "south of the mouth." This time, one of the patients was a 14-year-old girl, and the plea bargain was history. Lazar has now been arraigned on a grand jury indictment of lewd and lascivious acts on a 14-year-old as well as two counts of sexual battery by fraud. If convicted, he could serve up to eight years and have to register as a sex offender.
Apparently "thinking women are so stupid that they think their breasts are in their mouths" is legal in California, or he'd have been busted for that too.
