25 Nicknames for 1 Dude's Penis
Writer and long-time Maxim Radio personality John Devore (pictured) begins with a simple tale:
"I hooked up with a woman once who, right before I pulled the ripcord on my action pants, cooed into my ear, 'What do you call him?'"
He didn't have an answer. Now he's got a (short & curly) hair over two dozen.
From The Starship Bonerprize to Zipperpocalypse, after reading 25 Approved Nicknames for my Genital Organs you can feel confident when entering Devore's member's only member club.
Of course, he doesn't say what would happen if a lass strayed from the list and didn't use a green-lit moniker. You've gotten the wang warning, so proceed at your peril, Penelope.
Related: John is also a frequent columnist for our friends at The Frisky. Check out his bio and articles and stuff here.
