Open Mic Moron
Another day, another creepy fat old married "family values" (read: anti-gay) politician makes us ill with his sexed-up scandals.
Thanks to Mike Duvall -- pictured here on his website as though nestled in a veritable duvet of American flags -- bragging about his illicit trysts with lady friends all on a live microphone during a Assembly Appropriations Committee meeting, we got to hear tons of inappropriate Assemblyman TMI. Spanking! "Little eye-patch underwear"! Plus other comments about "dripping" and ewwwwwwww... can't go on. And allegedly the ladies are married lobbyists!
Whee!
Apparently, he may not have been outed by sources if he'd just kept a lid on his lewd elocution. From the KCAL 9 reporter, "According to sources he loves to talk about his -- quote -- sexual conquests....it makes us all feel very uncomfortable, but it's very difficult to get him to change the subject."
Duvall has just resigned and now Gov. Arnie needs to call a special election to fill this dude's seat, which will cost nearly half a million dollars, not like Cali needs the money -- cough -- or anything.
Oh and on Duvall's website he's not copping to any affairs, just "inappropriate story-telling."
Final dumb thought: OK wait, "little" eye-patch underwear? Isn't that redundant? Nobody has peepers that would be big enough for granny panties except a cyclops, right?
*sigh*
Yes, we in CA need to spend more tax dollars (why don't they just cut a freaking slot in my back and tell me to oink?) on this stuff - I wish we could take it from him, and I don't understand why he was able to get away with this (I have to have training on how to...that is, how to avoid sexual harassment every couple of years, and I don't work for the government) for as long as he (apparently) has.
Posted by: Tim | 09/10/09 4:24PM
They're lobbyists. It's their job to ---- pols. And, it's the pols job to ---- us.
Everybody gets ----ed.
Posted by: Gerbeel Haamster | 10/05/09 9:34AM