Dumb As A Blog Dumb Caption Contest: 'Frank and Steins Edition'
I don't know if this harried man is actually named Frank, or even if those are actually beer steins. They might just be big mugs. Is there a difference? As such, if this photo was actually captioned "Frank and Steins" that would be a terrible, terrible caption, even if I published it on Halloween.
Lucky for everyone, it's not my job to caption this photograph, it's yours!
Place your best caption for the following photograph in the comments section below. Five finalists will be selected, and then we'll turn it over to you to vote for the winner, who will win a brand new Dumb As A Blog T-Shirt!
Now let's see those captions!
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"I'm all set. Oh, did you want anything?"
Posted by: Kelly | 09/14/09 3:51PM
Poor Steve, as desperate as he has ever been, finally realizes he is with one ugly date!
Posted by: Videojoe | 09/14/09 3:55PM
...F'n Homer Simpson and Peter Griffin had to show up on the SAME NIGHT!
Posted by: Tim | 09/14/09 3:57PM
"What? You've never seen a man deliver a dozen mugs of beer to his friends?"
Posted by: Michael | 09/14/09 4:26PM
John was never able to understand why his urine collection drew stares from passers-by.
Posted by: cwn | 09/14/09 4:28PM
This relay race is much easier than carrying an egg in a spoon!
Posted by: Priya | 09/14/09 5:22PM
Ebay Negative Feedback: Mr. Potter sold me a faulty cloak of invisibility and refused to refund my money. I'm out $200 - cloak $75, beer $125.
Posted by: Missi | 09/14/09 11:03PM
"I swear, you spill one drop on my carpets and we're done!"
Posted by: joe brown | 09/15/09 1:25AM
Hold on buddy, we can make Rosie O`Donnel pretty!
Posted by: Just Joe | 09/15/09 8:30AM
I'm going to kill that guy in the bartender college commercials.
Posted by: Just Joe | 09/15/09 8:32AM
Damn, you would think Ted Kennedy was here.
Posted by: libslietoyou | 09/15/09 8:33AM
Have you ever noticed, the urge to pee always comes at the worst times?
Posted by: just saying | 09/15/09 8:35AM
I hate when Norm Peterson comes in.
Posted by: just saying | 09/15/09 8:36AM
Who invited Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson?
Posted by: RJ the Writer | 09/15/09 9:56AM
Maybe she'll give me her phone number if I buy her and all of her friends drinks... although I'm going to feel stupid if that good-looking guy standing next to her isn't her brother like she said...
Posted by: RJ the Writer | 09/15/09 10:04AM
Wouldn't it just be easier to carry the keg?
Posted by: H | 09/15/09 10:25AM
After countless fights, car wrecks and hookups with uggo's, Fritz's Pub was forced to cancel 12 for 1 night.
Posted by: Troy | 09/15/09 10:47AM
We shall sell no beer before it's time!
Posted by: Del | 09/15/09 11:00AM
“Hey, lady, quit staring! I’m up *here.*”
Posted by: Carlos | 09/15/09 11:02AM
No one was really surprised to find out Jim had a problem with alcohol...
Posted by: JJ | 09/15/09 11:11AM
The scene moments before Bob commits alcohol abuse of epic proportions.
Posted by: JJ | 09/15/09 11:13AM
Being an experienced bar man, Fred did not allow the rift in the space-time continuum distract him on his way to table 7 with Jabba's order.
Posted by: JJ | 09/15/09 11:19AM
No No No - I SAID I wanted a Red Bull and vodka you idiot!
Posted by: JJ | 09/15/09 11:22AM
"Yes, Mr. Daly, the pretzels are coming, too. Willie's behind me with the forklift."
Posted by: Gordon | 09/15/09 11:52AM
And suddenly Otto realized why no one else was joining his Oktoberfest celebration; it was still September.
Posted by: Gordon | 09/15/09 11:58AM