Can't Buy Happiness? Steal It!
What's weirder than stealing someone else's rubber sex doll? Stealing their raw meat and lube. Read these and other real tales of ludicrous larceny in the new Strange Loot Photo Gallery on truTV's Crime Library.
Perhaps if the carnivorous crook had watched the vegetarian propaganda cartoon The Meatrix, he (or she) would have opted for the Tofurky and soy cheese instead.


