Powerful Pudendum
A 42-year-old Russian woman has broken a world record I didn't know existed: Tatiata Kozhevnikova has the world's strongest vagina. Again.
Yes, this dame's dazzling ditch broke her own record -- and this time her much celebrated clam is said to have clutched an astounding 31 pounds.
The article says she's a mom, but no word on her lucky feller. If she's single, may I humbly suggest she haul her hardy hot pocket to China, to meet one of the sturdy men who lift weights with their muscular members? To help convince her to cart her cooch to far-off lands, we just so happen to have video of these virile vertical danglers in action. Enjoy.


