No Joke July 2, 2009 12:52 PM | permalink

A man goes into a doctor's office and says "Doc, I want you cut my penis off."

The doctor says "why?"

The man says "because my girlfriend will break up with me if I don't."

And the doctor says, "__________"

Actually, the doctor agreed, went through with the procedure and everyone lived happily ever after, because the man had a very sensible reason to want to remove his unit. Still, if you can think of a better punchline than that, leave it in the comments. I swear, it isn't a joke. 

Now, I bet you're wondering what this man's excuse could be. Maybe he's a painter?

Nope.

The fact of the matter is, Ang Quiang was born with two penises, and his lover, apparently feeling that there is such a thing as "too much of a good thing," demanded he have surgery to remove one of them. So he did. I'll tell ya, it's gonna be tough to find an appropriate "Get Well" card for that one.

You might want to just go with an e-Card .

It's sad though, because you show me a man with two penises, and I'll show you a man who's ambidextrous. Let's hope he doesn't lose that skill too, he could have been an amazing juggler.

Even sadder is that somewhere out in the world, there is a woman with two vaginas reading this article, gasping in shock and putting down her newspaper as she silently weeps.

Comments

[Rebecca]

I'm guessing the e card for this occasion would read something like, "Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Heard you whacked off your penis,
Thank God you had two."

Only an IDIOT would find fault with a guy have two penises....sigh.

[BJ]

I wonder how he decided which one? Perhaps he flipped a coin?

[ibs]

Hi, I remember reading this story a couple a weeks ago, especially your last comment,

"Even sadder is that somewhere out in the world, there is a woman with two vaginas reading this article, gasping in shock and putting down her newspaper as she silently weeps"

When I stumbled upon this today:

"Lindsay Hasaj and husband Tony were thrilled to give birth to a healthy baby girl. But this was no normal pregnancy. Lindsay has a rare anatomical one-in-a-million woman condition... a double womb, double cervix and double vagina. "

http://www.modernmom.com/mommywood/article/4148

Wow, one in a million chance, and she is taken. What a bummer.