Naked Came the Dental Patient
July 8, 2009 11:49 AM | permalink
Posted by Danny
Christopher Hoff must really hate the dentist. Really, really hate the dentist.
Not only did the Connecticut man show up five days late to his appointment at Optimus Dental in Stratford but he entered the facility completely naked, according to cops.
That's when all hell broke lose. The receptionist screamed. Hoff ran away. Police say they found the 41-year-old at his home, except he had changed into blue shorts. They weren't buying the disguise and busted him for on two counts of disorderly conduct and one count each of public indecency and failure to comply with fingerprinting.
What is wrong with going to the dentist naked?
Posted by: Randy Darrah | 07/09/09 2:16PM
The last time I went to the dentist, he gave me some of that gas, and when I woke up, my pants were open and I had a big chancre on my lip.
Posted by: Bruno | 07/09/09 2:28PM
I went to the dentist because I knew he was generous with the gas- and i hate going to the dentist. Well, the next thing I know after the gas was someone undoing my pants, playing with my johnson and performing oral sex on me. I was so high on the gas I did not know who or what but obviously delivered what the dentist or the assistant wanted.
Posted by: kirk | 07/09/09 3:33PM
I need the address of the denist who's generous with the gas.
Posted by: Todd Caro | 07/09/09 4:27PM
I didn't think that stuff like that goes on. Do you plan on going to that dentist again?
Posted by: Paul | 07/09/09 4:52PM
Hey Kirk, What's the name of your dentist? I need some work done! :)
Posted by: Danny | 07/09/09 5:15PM
And I had to go to the one dentist who didn't give me the happy gas!!
Posted by: Randy Darrah | 07/09/09 9:14PM
I work in a dental office, and I find it hard to beleive that after a little gas, you were so out of it, you didn't realize someone was invading your personal space. Gas makes you laugh, but it doesn't make your brain and reflexes shut off. We're liberal with our gas here too, but noone is getting a happy ending.
Posted by: Cari | 07/10/09 11:51AM
I've heard of that happening before, but it wasn't with gas, it was with some sort of anesthetic, as a result of 3 wisdom teeth being removed.
Posted by: Paul | 07/10/09 9:21PM
Last time i went to the dentist, i got my teeth cleaned...
Posted by: Anika | 08/18/09 7:09PM
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Posted by: vancouver cosmetic dentistry | 08/26/09 7:49AM