Sasquatch, Toilet Paper Wedding Gowns and More!
This is ripped from the headlines, but could be ripped from an episode of Operation Repo: Two guys were hit by a car while trying to repossess it, according to police in Newnan, GA.
Happy happy joy joy: Dumb ducks going up the down escalator video. via Demystifying Digital
Mr. Coffee held for ransom! Poor Mrs. Coffee must be a wreck.
Guy who finds a lost dog tries to extort money and sex from the owner. When he shows up to meet the 17-year-old girl he spoke to, he's met by her pa -- and police. Ruff luck dude.
Behold the amazing creations from the toilet paper wedding dress contest! via The Frisky
The bad prose contest saluting the worst opening sentence for a novel makes me happy.
In Switzerland, an elderly woman calls firefighters reporting her TV is on fire but it turns out it's just a German channel that fills up the wee hours with an image of a fireplace burning. Image: The beloved WPIX Yule Log. Yes, I take pics of dumb things on my TV!
A woman driving in Fairfield, CT who saw Sasquatch called police. But shockingly, it turns out it's a big hoax! Come to think of it, Big Foot in Milford, CT sure, but Fairfield? Nah.
Finally in New Jersey, a guy gets mugged for his hoagie by a lady bear and he's so busted up he looks like a bit player on the The Sopranos.
