Dumb As A Blog Dumb Caption Contest: 'Snakes...Why Did It Have to Be Snakes' Edition
We have explored this territory before in the Dumb Caption Contest.
Reptiles and faces bring out the best in our caption contests. Of course, we haven't tapped this theme quite as much as we have explored the captionable potential of public nudity, but we do seem to have a soft spot for photos of weird stuff on people's faces.
Still, I don't know that we've ever published something as disturbing as this photo:
Write you best caption for this photo in the comments section below, just as soon as you've finished up with your vomiting. If your entry is chosen as the best, you will receive a brand new Dumb As A Blog T-Shirt!
Now let's see those captions!
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Do you really want to know where the third snake is?
Posted by: Del | 07/23/09 9:53AM
The new promo for Snakes on a Plane II.
Posted by: lisa | 07/23/09 9:54AM
What the future holds with the new healthcare plan. The going green tonsillectomy!
Posted by: lisa | 07/23/09 9:58AM
In a move to curb rising costs and reduce fraud, President Obama's new healthcare plan will include use of a 'Primary Care Witch Doctor' to screen prospective patients for serious illnesses.
Posted by: Johns | 07/23/09 10:01AM
In this tough economy even Medusa has to cut back a little...
Posted by: JohnS | 07/23/09 10:03AM
Aunt Leticia's home remedy for red eyes seemed a bit extreme to Jamal but she had never failed him before.
Posted by: JohnS | 07/23/09 10:06AM
Hey can you see anything stuck in my teeth?
Posted by: JohnS | 07/23/09 10:08AM
"Waiter... Waiter my spahgetti has a funny taste..."
Posted by: Johna | 07/23/09 11:57AM
Well Doc, I'm not sure what it is but I'm having difficulty breathing through my nose and swallowing lately.
Posted by: JohnS | 07/23/09 11:58AM
Welcome to Walmart!
Posted by: Chris B | 07/23/09 12:16PM
#42 on the list of the Bush administration's "non-torture" interrogation techniques.
Posted by: Chris B | 07/23/09 12:20PM
I'm not high yet...am I doing this right?
Posted by: Beardz | 07/23/09 12:23PM
Try new Serp-a-nase! Side effects may include loose stools, hissing sounds and snakes in your mouth and nose.
Posted by: Don | 07/23/09 12:44PM
I've heard of a stuffed up nose but this is ridiculous!
Posted by: laugh at you | 07/23/09 12:59PM
OH MY GOD, I AM SO FREAKIN HIGH MAAAAAN!
Posted by: laugh at you | 07/23/09 1:00PM
Who needs college, I have mad skillzzz boooooeeeeeeeyyyyyy!
Posted by: laugh at you | 07/23/09 1:02PM
Tyrone always wondered why his party trick never got him laid.
Posted by: joker | 07/23/09 1:03PM
OH NO, I'M GETTING A PIMPLE RIGHT BEFORE THE PROM!
Posted by: joker | 07/23/09 1:04PM
Ear, nose, and throat voodoo doctor!
Posted by: joker | 07/23/09 1:05PM
Your nose ring aint got crap on this!
Posted by: just another guy | 07/23/09 1:06PM
seriously dude, do I have something up my nose?
Posted by: just another guy | 07/23/09 1:07PM
Best Nasal Floss on the market!!
Posted by: Jessica | 07/23/09 1:56PM
Get them out!!! They are making my eyes red!!!!
Posted by: Angela Vandenorth | 07/23/09 3:23PM
Little John's All New Crunk Snakes.
Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhh!
Posted by: dave311 | 07/23/09 3:53PM
What to do when you run out of tissues...
Posted by: Angela | 07/23/09 4:43PM