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Dumb As A Blog Dumb Caption Contest: 'Snakes...Why Did It Have to Be Snakes' Edition

We have explored this territory before in the Dumb Caption Contest.

Reptiles and faces bring out the best in our caption contests. Of course, we haven't tapped this theme quite as much as we have explored the captionable potential of public nudity, but we do seem to have a soft spot for photos of weird stuff on people's faces.

Still, I don't know that we've ever published something as disturbing as this photo:
Snakeface_w_AP

Write you best caption for this photo in the comments section below, just as soon as you've finished up with your vomiting. If your entry is chosen as the best, you will receive a brand new Dumb As A Blog T-Shirt!

Now let's see those captions!

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Comments

Do you really want to know where the third snake is?

The new promo for Snakes on a Plane II.

What the future holds with the new healthcare plan. The going green tonsillectomy!

In a move to curb rising costs and reduce fraud, President Obama's new healthcare plan will include use of a 'Primary Care Witch Doctor' to screen prospective patients for serious illnesses.

In this tough economy even Medusa has to cut back a little...

Aunt Leticia's home remedy for red eyes seemed a bit extreme to Jamal but she had never failed him before.

Hey can you see anything stuck in my teeth?

"Waiter... Waiter my spahgetti has a funny taste..."

Well Doc, I'm not sure what it is but I'm having difficulty breathing through my nose and swallowing lately.

Welcome to Walmart!

#42 on the list of the Bush administration's "non-torture" interrogation techniques.

I'm not high yet...am I doing this right?

Try new Serp-a-nase! Side effects may include loose stools, hissing sounds and snakes in your mouth and nose.

I've heard of a stuffed up nose but this is ridiculous!

OH MY GOD, I AM SO FREAKIN HIGH MAAAAAN!

Who needs college, I have mad skillzzz boooooeeeeeeeyyyyyy!

Tyrone always wondered why his party trick never got him laid.

OH NO, I'M GETTING A PIMPLE RIGHT BEFORE THE PROM!

Ear, nose, and throat voodoo doctor!

Your nose ring aint got crap on this!

seriously dude, do I have something up my nose?

Best Nasal Floss on the market!!

Get them out!!! They are making my eyes red!!!!

Little John's All New Crunk Snakes.

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaahhhh!

What to do when you run out of tissues...

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