Dumb As A Blog Dumb Caption Contest: Independence Day Edition
It is thought that Abraham Lincoln originated the phrase "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." On the other hand, Abraham Lincoln never won a Dumb as a Blog T-Shirt.
You need to speak up for that.
Merely enter your best caption for the following photo in the comments section of this post, and yes- if it's lousy, people might suspect you're a fool, but if you use an anonymous screen name, you'll be in the clear. If your caption is selected as the best, we'll send you out a brand new Dumb As A Blog T-Shirt, something that accessorizes nicely with both dunce caps and Abe Lincoln style stovepipe hats.
Now let's see those captions!
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Even Lincoln needs the bird poop cleaned off of him once and awhile
Posted by: H | 07/01/09 4:26PM
Even Lincoln needs the bird poop cleaned off of him once and awhile
Posted by: H | 07/01/09 4:28PM
Is it smokey? Oh, it's shower time!
Posted by: shelby | 07/01/09 5:16PM
The tag says "steam clean only".
Posted by: JuneBug | 07/01/09 6:14PM
The things you have to go through to get a suit steamed these days!
Posted by: Ponytail75 | 07/01/09 6:22PM
I'm glad to see someone's cleaning up DC!
Posted by: Ponytail75 | 07/01/09 6:35PM
To quote the movie Coming to America - "The royal penis is clean, your Highness."
Posted by: Ponytail75 | 07/01/09 6:40PM
"Let's keep the power washer away from the Lincoln Log, thank you!"
Posted by: GreyTheory | 07/01/09 8:25PM
"Kind of tingles"
Posted by: D311 | 07/02/09 8:30AM
America unveals it's newest super weapon with the defrosting of a giant Abe Lincoln.
Posted by: cwn | 07/02/09 9:19AM
"Pardon my reach, Abe!"
Posted by: Priya | 07/02/09 9:58AM
Lincoln does not agree with Obamas smoking bill.
Posted by: lurid | 07/02/09 9:58AM
My mom said I wouldn't get anywhere in life, but look at me now! I'm cleaning Lincolns crotch.
Posted by: lurid | 07/02/09 9:59AM
Isn't community service a bitch!
Posted by: lurid | 07/02/09 10:03AM
I had no idea he was jewish.
Posted by: TMan | 07/02/09 12:37PM
"Hey look a penny"
Posted by: D311 | 07/02/09 1:15PM
Abe almost cracked a smile after having his family jewels cleaned for the 4th of July Celebration!
Posted by: Lisa | 07/02/09 2:31PM
A little lower, a little lower, aaahhh!
Posted by: jane | 07/02/09 2:39PM
Bout time they cleaned me, now I can tell that really is the Washington monument and not the Bill Clinton memorial!
Posted by: Del | 07/02/09 2:55PM
Four score and seven years ago, we learned that Lincoln was a fire crotch.
Posted by: Katie | 07/02/09 5:02PM
"Good thing you're wearing a raincoat, because a little lower and I'm gonna Proclaim an Emancipation from my pants."
Posted by: Jim C. | 07/02/09 8:06PM
Actually if you look it up in a search of Mark Twain, alias Samuel Clemens, he is the one credited with that saying.I know because first time i heard it, i loved it because it applies to SO MANY people,especially on Capital Hill.
Posted by: norris t | 07/03/09 2:04AM
Hope your wearing your crotch cup, Mr. President. I'm fixing to give your "boys" a good wash.
Posted by: norris t | 07/03/09 2:09AM
Honest Abe and the Chest Waxer.. premiers this weekend.
Posted by: Angela | 07/03/09 3:09AM
"If this is what being on the penny gets you, I can't imagine what that son' of a bitch Franklin gets for being on the $100"
Posted by: rakers | 07/04/09 7:04PM