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It Was the One Place Cops Wouldn't Look. Oh Wait, It Was the First Place Cops Looked

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Police siren In the past we've told you about dumb places stupid criminals try to hide their drugs: a vagina, the front seat of a parked vehicle, and, of course, the arse.

But today we've got a couple of who found an especially idiotic place to allegedly hide their cocaine this week: under a police car.

Cops in Pennsylvannia say when they stopped Crystal Valentin, 19, and Francisco Rodriguez, 24, (not the Mets pitcher of the same name, although if it was it wouldn't be worst thing to happen to the team this year), tried to hide their contraband by throwing it under the squad car. The officer saw through the clever ruse and arrested the pair. Authorites obtained a search warrant of the pair's home and allegedly found crack, a shotgun and more crack. 

The pair has been charged with drug trafficking.

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