Bagged for Baggies in Butt, Say Cops July 1, 2009 5:13 PM | permalink

Shirley Finott, pictured was found with 17 bags of crack in her crack this week, according to police in Evansville, IN. Finott, 53, was also allegedly stuffing her bra with cocaine, which cops say they discovered during her booking.

And if this type of allegation seems familiar, you may remember the Florida female who got a literal bum rap after police found a crack pipe where the sun don't shine.  Since our puns for this crime are still on back order (tee hee!) better just check out all the ones we did last time.

Comments

[Randy Darrah]

Where else is she supposed to store her illegal drugs? Don't want to go to the welfare office with it all in plain sight!

[Vanessa]

Crack in her crack. Just glad my job doesnt involve cavity searches...GROSS!

[rakers]

She was "behind" on rent?

She was "bending over backwards" to make some extra money?

She said a real job was a "pain in the A$$" so sold drugs instead.

Tipped officers off when she started every sentence with: "BUTT officer"...

[johny]

why do you always show black poeple

[Debby]

in answer to why do you show black people.. maybe because they are the ones doing the crimes. just a guess.

[simon]

To the ignorant person that answered why they always show black people- what crimes were talking about? Sure they sell drugs to survive, but it has been proven that white people take the drugs, kidnap and kill innocent children, abuse and molest kids, bater and kill their wives and children, rape and kill women(serial killers), rob banks, just to mention but a few.

[simon]

just guessing too, idiot.

[cwn]

wow, you generalize and condemn "white people" as a whole and then are arrogant enough to call someone else an idiot? (not disputing that the previous poster is an idiot but ya' know, people in glass houses etc etc)

Gee, so I guess since I am Irish I am doomed to take drugs, murder and molest innocent children, kill my wife and rob a bank?