Bagged for Baggies in Butt, Say Cops
Shirley Finott, pictured was found with 17 bags of crack in her crack this week, according to police in Evansville, IN. Finott, 53, was also allegedly stuffing her bra with cocaine, which cops say they discovered during her booking.
And if this type of allegation seems familiar, you may remember the Florida female who got a literal bum rap after police found a crack pipe where the sun don't shine. Since our puns for this crime are still on back order (tee hee!) better just check out all the ones we did last time.


