Weeding Out The Stupid Ones
I'm guessing that Ryan Neaus is not a big fan of Speeders. If he was, he might have provided the officer who pulled him over for allegedly driving too fast a better excuse than something like "I'm chasing someone who stole my weed."
Police in West Hazelton, PA, say that after they stopped Neaus, 21, they spotted a marijuana pipe in the front seat. After Neaus allegedly told cops that he was tracking someone who had ripped off his iPhone as well as his pot, they searched the vehicle and say they found 15 bags of marijuana and 13 ecstasy tablets. He was charged with possession with intent to deliver, possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia careless driving and failure to wear a seatbelt.
The iPhone and dope "thief" is still at large.
The picture above is from Neaus' hi5 page.
For more outrageous excuses, check out our new list of the Top 5 Moments from Speeders, as voted on by the truTV viewers. And don't forget to watch Speeders 100th episode this Thursday at 8pm .
I missed where in the original story it says this guy said all that stuff prior to the search.
Not that guy is not an idiot but the difference between copping to the truth after being totally busted for 15 bags of weed and a bunch of X and knowing you are going down hard is one thing but if he actually said that prior to the cops finding the drugs then yeah, he is a Grade A Moron.
Posted by: cwn | 06/08/09 4:30PM
It is never funny to be this stupid! Did this guy think the cops would take a report, catch the weed thief, return the items and then let him go...?
Posted by: jenny M | 06/19/09 11:11PM
Jenny M said "It is never funny to be this stupid!"
Well of course not Jenny, it's only funny when someone ELSE is that stupid.
Posted by: cwn | 06/22/09 8:29AM