What's a Gram Grain of Cocaine Go For?
June 22, 2009 2:06 PM | permalink
Bread may be the staff of life, but today it's the stuff of hilarity after Timothy Allen Riggin, pictured, was caught selling tiny pieces of bread that he claimed to clients was crack cocaine, according to cops in Fort Pierce, FL.
No word on whether or not the victuals for sale were stale, but Riggin, 40, sure faces fresh charges for his alleged edible "drug" shenanigans.
Hey kids remember: Crack is whack, but cracked wheat as crack is even whacker.
Related: Our kooky dumb criminal from 2/26/09 who allegedly told cops that the crack in Fort Pierce was safer for him than meth sure makes a lot more sense now, right?
Posted by Susie
