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"Tool" and Other Awful Home Repair Euphemisms

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Tool Equipped with a porn-star rack, belly-button piercing, tramp stamp and a so-blatant-you-can-imagine-a-fifth-grader-delivering-these-jokes-better sense of sexual innuendo, the instructional videos of HotForTools (both-eyes wink-winking, punch-in-the-stomach nudge-nudging), I'm sure are very informative, when it comes to, you know, learning about it.  "It" being whatever job she's doing and stuff, if you know what I mean. 

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