'Criminals' Pass Gas
The key to a successful robbery is in the details, and 38-year-old Randy Walker and 35-year-old Jason Bietrich, (both arrested on robbery charges this week in Daytona Beach, FL) would probably agree. Maybe right now, they are sitting in lockup going over their checklist before attempting the crime, and it might look something like this:
-Enter bank: Check
-Demand cash: Check
-Don't hurt anybody: Check
-Speed away in getaway car: Check.
-Make sure getaway car has plenty of gas: Oops.
Police found the abandoned Jeep of the wannabe bandits less than a mile away from the scene, with no fuel in the tank. They two men were arrested when they came back for the vehicle. Perhaps the story is best summed up by Daytona Beach Police Chief Mike Chitwood who can be heard in this video saying: "Thank God for stupid, scumbag criminals or we'd all be out of work."
You and me both, Chief.
In hindsight, maybe they should have just robbed a gas station?
Please don't think all guys named Randy are dumb because of this stupid dude. Thank you very much.
Posted by: Randy Darrah | 06/04/09 12:03PM
They probably needed the cash to buy gas!
Posted by: Hud | 06/04/09 2:01PM
ah!ah!ah!ah!
Posted by: Ernest | 06/04/09 5:08PM
And please, also don't think all people named Randy are dumb just because of this first comment.
Posted by: Ritch | 06/04/09 6:12PM
They probably would have messed that up as well by robbing the gas-station and taking the time to get a full tank.
Posted by: Violet | 06/04/09 8:57PM
These kind of guys sound like they would fall over their own feet in their joy of feeling so smart.
Posted by: Violet | 06/04/09 9:01PM
OH!
I forgot...
Thank god for all the RANDY's also...
Ha!HA!
Posted by: melkrim | 08/27/09 8:49PM