Shockingly Dumb Links Roundup
In "I feel sorry for this guy" news: A teacher in England was banned from the classroom for three years for calling his students "dumb" and saying their parents had not brought them up properly.
Proving that Broadway is more edgy than heavy metal, Radar reports that Bret Michaels DID break his nose, needed stitches and got a CAT scan after his on-stage mishap at the Tony Awards.
Oh this is rich: FDA issues a warning after some hand sanitizers are found to be packed with dangerously high levels of bacteria. Also high in irony
Oy: Man who lives 53 years in his home, accidentally boarded up inside when authorities come to foreclose.


