OMG Zombie Don Knotts -- RUN! June 18, 2009 12:56 PM | permalink

Actually, it's just a creepy old coot in Florida named James Robert Chapman, pictured, who was just arrested on possession of child porn charges after police say he was stupid enough to leave a photo of a naked underage girl on a printer at a hospital where he works. Chapman allegedly had at least 500 illicit images of young children on his work computer.

Chapman's bail was set at $1 million probably, in part, due to his chilling resemblance to an undead Ralph Furley.

At what point can we take a large saw, detach Florida of the mainland and let it drift out to sea?  How about next Thursday?

Comments

[Nicole]

Just let me know what time so i can get the hell outta here!!! I'm going back to New York!

[John]

"Just let me know what time so i can get the hell outta here!!! I'm going back to New York!"

Please take the rest of New York with you.

[Natasha]

At what point can we take a large chainsaw, detach this sicko's d*%$, and let him drift out to sea? How about today?

[JAC]

Amen, John! Florida was a nice state until it became a refuse for the yankees who couldn't stand it up there either!

[cwn]

no need to disparage the memory of the late, great Ralph Furley AKA Don Knotts....which reminds of Stanley Roper AKA Norman Fell....ah, that was a funny show.

oh and yeah, by the way, Florida is a freakin cesspool and you can't blame it on New Yorkers, New Englanders or anyone but yourselves you chad hanging, Elian stashing, window boarder uppers!
;-)

[rex]

Yes, It seems we need to cut ties officially with the Orange. But I just read in American History that we can't cause of something that happened long ago.
As long as the Gators' win at least one game per season, Florida can stay in the Union. But if they lose like, all the games then we can kick 'em out...

[John]

"and you can't blame it on New Yorkers"

Florida is a beautiful state, no thanks to the recent wave of rude, whiny New Yorkers.

[cwn]

eh, it's ok I guess....good Cuban food at least.

[deb]

Casterate him--100% effective!

[GA Girl]

He looks more like John Cooey than Don Knotts...and look how Cooey was!!!

[Mike in ATL]

Please cut California loose first! CA would find a way to vote freaks like this into public office. At least the ones in FL are dumb enough to get caught.

[cwn]

if they are cutting Cali loose I want to be there when it goes, that'd be one hell of a party.

[JAC]

If they cut CA off, I will finally have that water front property I bought in Arizona. 8-P

[Mel]

Another sicko faces the music- what's the bet he has a history of sexually abusing children too. Every state of every country in the World has animals like this prowling. They look like regular people until the do something and end up looking like the zombies they really are in a mug shot.

[ERR]

its not Southern Florida, its northern Florida thats the problem. that's where all the rednecks are. cut out that portion of FL and the rest is good.