Lil Brain
Michael Kruse, pictured, called 911 last Sunday to request a police escort take him to Miami to see rapper Lil' Wayne, according to cops in St. Augustine, FL.
A few hours later, the dumb idea to hit up emergency services as a free cab service was so nice, he allegedly did it twice.
Kruse, 20, was charged with making a false 911 call. Police think he was under the influence of a substance. I would too, just because it's hard to imagine anyone being that stupid.
In semi-related news, rapper Lil' Wayne was in court yesterday in Arizona on drug and gun possession charges.
Also certainly related: The lady who called 911 about her McNuggets and the call that led police to Taser a stuffed animal.


