Large Hole in 'Bank Robber's' Plan
After Matthew McQuade, 44, robbed a Citizens Bank in Framingham, MA, last night, he fled with the cash but was found an hour later hiding out in a nearby Dunkin' Donuts, according to police.
This was a brilliant plan BECAUSE COPS NEVER HANG OUT IN DONUT SHOPS.
Oy.
Police say they recovered all the money save $4.40. Here's hoping his cruller and coffee were worth the jail time.
Since Dunkin' Donuts new campaign is all about how cheap the food is, maybe as a public service they could change the slogan from "Breakfast Not Brokefast" to "You Don't Have to Knock Over a Bank to Enjoy our Menu. Please."
Related stupidity: The Dough-nut who robbed a bakery in upstate New York wearing his employers name on his shirt and our recent exclusive Cupcakes Vs. Donuts debate and then there's this amazing video clip of a suspect in Madison, WI who tries to flee cops in a Krispy Kreme truck!
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