It's perhaps America's saddest pastime: web-based video games. And we found the dumbest, most irritatingly boring of them all. It's called "Go Right" on Adult Swim. No vibrating wireless control. No accelerometer. Nope, just the familiar old right arrow key, the fun "p" button, and the slender "space bar." And all you can do is travel -- to the right -- on a flat plane and skip over the occasional meatball. It's the dumbest thing ever... but oddly comforting, like meatloaf or loose meat sandwiches themselves. It's literally about as fun as scratching your your itchy skin.
Enjoy!
